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12/23/2012

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Last year I upgraded this site, so that I could see the number of people who see it a day.  Yes, we all know I'm that obsessive.  I believe that most people that read this are people that don't know me.  The numbers really vary, one day 30 people may read it, the next it could be 70 or a few times 100+.  I have to admit that I'm shocked that anyone reads it, but I'm grateful that people do.  This site really is a form of therapy for me sometimes.  Anyway, along with the number of people I see who read it, I also see the word search that bring people to the site.  I thought I'd let you know that this month, a couple of people have searched "ass and tass" and ended up on this site.  Um, I have no idea what that means.  I'm just guessing they were very dissappointed to end up here.  But what I really love is that three people ended up on this site this month, while searching "wet spot on yoga pants."  LMAO.  Now, I don't specifically remember mentioning this on here, but I totally believe that I have.  Oh yeah, I've rocked that spot a few times.  I love that ETL searches rarely come up, but super embarrassing things are the norm in the searches.

The above picture is the Jeff Gordon cutout that we are always violating, but this time he's rocking my "ugly sweater."  Oh man, how I love that cutout and the number of people that now take pictures with him.  I didn't have time to track down an ugly sweater, so Laura found this "Bill Cosby" sweater for me.  It was so worn in the front, that you could see right though it.  Thankfully I had a tank on underneath it.  Anyway, all night I kept thinking to myself, "Hey, Hey, Hey, it's Fat Albert!"

My Cousin Holley called this moring.  She really is one of my favorite people in the world.  You've never met anyone with a bigger heart.  We had a super awesome talk, and as always we talked about everything.  At one point she mentioned that I am "the most social person in the world."  When I hear those things, it never fails to shock me.  Another friend said something similar the other day, and I just don't get it.  It's funny how people see you, when you see yourself in a totally different way.  We talked about my weight and how I work on dealing with my stress, etc.  I really do have this fear that I will drop of a heart attack.  Really, it's no joke.  Holley said, if you have a heart attack I'm flying right out there and kicking your ass.  I said, you'll bash my coffin in?  She said, damn right I will.  You can't ever leave me.  I'll be pissed.  She said, everyone will be all sad, but I'll be cussing you out.  While I thought it was hillarious, I got the point.  It takes a lot of love for someone to tell you they'll beat your ass if you die ; )

I know we're all busy, so I'll keep this entry brief.  Okay, honestly I'm busy being lazy.  :)  But I will get up and get moving again soon.  I have managed to make french toast for the boys and get the dishes done, etc.  But once again, this blog affords me the opportunity to get away from the chaos and have some time to myself.  I just wanted to wish everyone a wonderful day.  Hopefully your shopping is done, and it's time to just spend time and appreciate those you love.  Brian is working, so I'll spend the day with my babies before the hubby gets home.  I'm looking forward to spending time with him tonight.  Even just going out last night, made me miss him.  Yes, I love that messy fuck....yep.  Newspaper is still there.

Have a wonderful day ever



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    2 boys, 18 & 15
    email: diariesofafatass@gmail.com


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