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Watch out for the dog shit.

9/12/2011

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Sorry for my little hiatus.  Something threw me for a loop last week, and it messed me up pretty good.  Today is a new day.

I went for a walk this morning, and I ended up walking past Brian's co-worker's house, so last second, I decided to stop in and grab his dog, Duke.  Nobody (except me) locks their doors around here, so I went in and got Duke to take him along with me.  I always feel bad that he's by himself all day.  I had to grab a garbage bag, in case he decided to take a dump.  I'd already gone about 1 1/4 miles before grabbing him, and then I took Duke for about a 3 mile walk, and also some time for him to run around in a park.  Duke took a huge growler in the park.  I don't mind watching someone's dog, but I always get totally grossed out by picking up after them.  Anyway, it was a "scented" garbage bag, and the smell was killing me during the walk.  It smelled like someone sprayed perfume on some runny poop.  I carried the bag for about 2 miles before we got home (including through downtown).  When we finally got back to my house, I went to throw the bag away only to discover that the bag had a tear in it....there was dog shit all over my very light grey sweats and white shirt...  I can't believe I walked through town like that...  It's hard enough to fit in around here, let alone someone who walks around w/ dung smeared on them.  Other than that...it was a good walk.

Food:
7:45  Strawberry & Greens smoothie (see recipe)
10:50  banana
12:00  Bowl of Southwest Bean Soup (see recipe)
2:00  Apple w/ choc almond dip (will add recipe tomorrow...see good!)
4:00  1/2 pb and honey sandwich on wheat
7:00  Low fat (made w/ soy milk and lower fat dairy) alfredo sauce, and I added 3 tomatoes to it (made in the Vitamix) over whole wheat pasta, steamed brocoli, and spinach w/ fat free basalmic vinegar dressing.  -

Happy I made it through the day without soda or caffeine :)


Exercise:
9:00  Took Junior for 1/3 mile walk, then went additional 4 miles
4 Comments
Melinda
9/12/2011 01:28:24 pm

AWESOME JEN! made me laugh...

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Asha
9/12/2011 11:35:56 pm

Just laughed my ass off Jen! I know if it's ever brought up in "town" conversation you will be able to laugh @ yourself and that's what counts girlfriend!!!!

Luv ya

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Jen
9/13/2011 05:28:38 am

I'm so glad you guys got a laugh out of it. In fact, the shit continued today. When I went to turn on my ipod, there was dried crap on the cord that went to my headphones. I was so freaked out yesterday, I apparently didn't check the ipod. Nice. Have a great day. Love ya.

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ABra
9/13/2011 06:26:15 am

I HOWLED when I read this story. Nearly drove off the road! XOXOXO

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