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There should be rules to morning sex.

12/21/2014

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I didn't realize I hadn't been on here for so long.  Life has been crazy busy.  Just like I like it :)  I ended up getting that job I talked about in my last entry.  Yay!  A job!  I honestly don't know that I like it....or that I'll be qualified for what's expected of me...but it's a job.  For now, I view it as if it were a temp job.  At the end of each day, I think, "You made X amount today.  You could've been home making no money."  So...I'll give it my best, and I hope the feeling I have about the job/position will get better with time.  Starting a new job is never easy, that's for sure.  One day at a time!

I've been feeling pretty good for a little while now.  Even when I have a bad day, it's just that.  I know it's a bad day, and I know it will be better the next day.  I'll take a regular bad day over the best depression day, any time.  Truly.  Just glad my head has been clear and have in a good place.  For the first time in quite a while, I was even okay during my period.  My friend thinks it could be the cortisone shots I got for my knee (apparently cortisone helps balance you out), and it certainly might be.  It could be that my periods are finally changing.  The month before was a little less heavy than they've been the previous 2 years.  This period was 10 days late (I haven't been late in many, many years), and it was a light flow that lasted 10 days.  So, after a couple years of hell with the thing, it seems to be mellowing out.  I'm 42, which is a bit young, but Son of a Bitch, I'll take it!  The worst thing of all was what it did my mind, and I'm so very glad that I didn't have it this month.  Beyond happy!

I have to say that I feel a little bad talking about the BFF complex recently.  I have issues that I inherited with the term.  That's now my issue.  A couple of days ago a friend posted this on her Facebook page: "Thank you Jennifer for the star on our Christmas tree! It was a wonderful surprise! I can't remember when we became friends but everday day I am thankful that you are my best friend!"  How fucking sweet is that?  Yeah, I'm pretty much a cunt...I know that.   Because my memory sucks, when I read this back, MM wrote that.  I really do appreciate the friends in my life.  Honestly, a few of them are closer than family.  True story.

This was my first full week at work.  Good God, it felt like it would never end.  I was so looking forward to sleeping in on Sat, before getting woken up by my frisky husband.  I have to admit, I have a pretty healthy sexual appetite, but it's nowhere to be found at 6:00 on a Saturday morning, or any morning to be truthful.  I am truly a horrible morning person.  But...things with the hubby and I have been really good, and I feel really close to him.  So....okay....I'll try to make him happy.  But Ladies, let's be honest here....if you're not a morning person, you want the laziest sex possible at 6 A.M. on a Saturday.  Men should be required to sign a contract stating morning sex should be a limited to a quick hand job, or quick, Slam, Bam, thank you, Ma'am.  I'm not going to talk about the specific hoops I jumped through.....  But if I had my way, the contract would be straight and to the point, like: Morning Sex, shall be limited to no more than 15 minutes of activity.   The said activities shall be confined to the following three choices (insert your choices here).  If the husband should choose to try and go outside of the three choices, he will be punished accordingly (ie: cleaning the bathroom, etc).  If the wife chooses to pleasure the husband at his request outside of the three options, the wife should be rewarded with a paid girls trip to Vegas.  Sounds reasonable, right?  I'm glad you think so, too.

Hope you all are having a wonderful end to this weekend.  Hopefully you won't have to work too many days during this holiday week.  Thanks for being here.

Love,

Jen


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    Jen

    Age 47
    Married 24 years
    2 boys, 18 & 15
    email: diariesofafatass@gmail.com


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