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The Big Boob

12/12/2011

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I woke up to an early Christmas gift, my period.  It's always good when that mother f''ing thing finally decides to show up.  Between that, and the meds, I've been pretty lethargic today.  It's hard to explain, but it's not the "bad" kind of lethargy.  I was really busy all day around the house.  I got 5 pkgs off, 2 boxes, a bunch of Christmas cards, and a 4-0 gift today.  I was also able to finish off the X-Mas decorating of the house.  Looks pretty good for a white trash family (well half-breed family anyway).  Anyway, the "bad" lethargy, is when I just don't want to get out of bed.  There's been

Last night I took the kids to the church to listen to the H.S. Choir perform at our church.  They actually handled it okay.  Cal even says he wants to go to church with me on Sun.  Now, I'm not holding my breath, but it made me happy.  I think they were heavily influenced by the tons of cookies after the performance.

I went into the bathroom tonight to find that Cal had out, hand soap, sun block, shaving cream, bubble bath, saline solution, shower gel, etc.  The kid has been sniffing up a storm.  His sensory issues have been crazy lately, but he started new glasses yesterday, so I expect them to be out of control for a while now.  If I were a smarter/richer person, I think it'd be a good idea to open a Sensory Seeking gym in a major city.  A place where ppl w/ these sensory issues can go in and smell touch, etc. until their little hearts are content.  Finding their "thing" can calm anyone down.  Now, my "go-to" would be beer....but that probably wouldn't be an appropriate option.  Hell, maybe I should open a bar, under the guise of "sensory seeking" for the adult.  Think the government would support that?  Hmmmm.  For the first time, I think I'd want George W in office to get behind that kind of funding.

Well, I think I've finally found something to help with these horrible puffy bags under my eyes.  It's called Stri-Vectin, and for $54 for  little tube, it'd better.  My right eye is starting to come down a bit.  It doesn't look like my big boob has been slamming up against it all day anymore, just part of the day.  The other side also gets some of the big tit, but it's not as bad.

My diet has been medeocre.  I do great some of the day, and then I find myself eating ice cream or cookies.  At least I'm off the heroin, aka Pepsi.

Hope you all are doing well.  Would love to hear what's working for you these days.

Much Love,

Jen
1 Comment
Le Ann
12/14/2011 12:04:25 pm

I love my IUD. Haven't had a period for over 7 years. Still get hormonal at the time of the month, though.

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