So, I think I've well established that one who likes to drink like I do, probably shouldn't have control over their own website : ) Come to think of it: I probably shouldn't have a phone, either (drunk dialing), or access to text, and God help me, Facebook. Damn technology. It couldn't possibly be that my Native ass just can't handle alcohol. Oh well... With each drink, usually goes that tiny little filter I like to use.... Well, I guess with me you'll always know you're getting exactly how I feel, whether it be about my shitting schedule or about how much I love my hubby when I've had a few. One thing about me, as you've probably noticed, I'm a pretty loving drunk. That must be from the non-Native side of me :) Brian mostly likes it when I'm drunk, because as he puts it, I'm much nicer about him "helping" me on Words With Friends. haha. Oh, also I turn into a complete slut. j/k....or am I?
So, today's lesson kids, is based on how to gain weight in a day. If you're needing to put on some weight in an unhealthy way, just follow my day, and I'll have you plumped up in no time. Oh, that's another thing with drinking... I always crave crap food/drink the next day.
Happy Almost Friday Everyone!
Food:
6:30 Can of Diet Coke...
7:50 Breakfast once again catered at work...sob...wrong day for this.... Okay, I had some biscuits and gravy (scraping off the sausage, which is really not completely possible), crepe (banana, strawberries, blueberries, fresh whip cream), about 2 scrambled eggs.
11:30 16 oz of Pepsi.... I've been craving it so bad lately. Well, it didn't taste great, and it took me a couple of hours to drink. Stupid move.
12:45 Brian was out near my work, so he picked up Subway, and instead of my Veggie Delight, I had 6" tuna.... Again, dumb, dumb, dumb....
5:45 Brian made dinner: Spaghetti (w/ Barilla Plus wheat noodles, and fake hamburger, and Prego), 2 sm pcs of french bread w/ Smart Balance Lite
6:30 3 cookies....
So, essentially not much fiber in my diet, a million times too many carbs, and not nearly enough fruits and veggies.
So, today's lesson kids, is based on how to gain weight in a day. If you're needing to put on some weight in an unhealthy way, just follow my day, and I'll have you plumped up in no time. Oh, that's another thing with drinking... I always crave crap food/drink the next day.
Happy Almost Friday Everyone!
Food:
6:30 Can of Diet Coke...
7:50 Breakfast once again catered at work...sob...wrong day for this.... Okay, I had some biscuits and gravy (scraping off the sausage, which is really not completely possible), crepe (banana, strawberries, blueberries, fresh whip cream), about 2 scrambled eggs.
11:30 16 oz of Pepsi.... I've been craving it so bad lately. Well, it didn't taste great, and it took me a couple of hours to drink. Stupid move.
12:45 Brian was out near my work, so he picked up Subway, and instead of my Veggie Delight, I had 6" tuna.... Again, dumb, dumb, dumb....
5:45 Brian made dinner: Spaghetti (w/ Barilla Plus wheat noodles, and fake hamburger, and Prego), 2 sm pcs of french bread w/ Smart Balance Lite
6:30 3 cookies....
So, essentially not much fiber in my diet, a million times too many carbs, and not nearly enough fruits and veggies.
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